29th
122 Minutes of My Life that I Want Back
New Moon = awful.
The movie literally blew my zero expectations out of the water. Chris Weitz IS a movie-sequel ruiner! The Golden Compass was terrible and New Moon was horrid.
The best 5 min is the climactic scene in Italy and the rest is awful, plodding dialogue delivered by the stony and ever eyelash and eye-brow quivering Kristen Stewart. Robert Pattinson talks like he has something stuck in the back of his mouth, and he never stands up straight. The movie finds every moment to have the werewolves shirtless in human form, exposing nice abs (PS did anyone notice that R. Pat’s abs were definitely drawn in by a makeup artist?). There are some jokes interjected here and there but for the most part it was pure misery.
If the series didn’t already have a rabid fanbase I’m pretty sure this would’ve been a flop because there’s enough angstiness to fill a lifetime of Hot Topic stores from here to China.
