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name: helen
hometown: troy
current city: NY

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Nov
29th
Sun
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122 Minutes of My Life that I Want Back

New Moon = awful.

The movie literally blew my zero expectations out of the water. Chris Weitz IS a movie-sequel ruiner! The Golden Compass was terrible and New Moon was horrid.

The best 5 min is the climactic scene in Italy and the rest is awful, plodding dialogue delivered by the stony and ever eyelash and eye-brow quivering Kristen Stewart. Robert Pattinson talks like he has something stuck in the back of his mouth, and he never stands up straight. The movie finds every moment to have the werewolves shirtless in human form, exposing nice abs (PS did anyone notice that R. Pat’s abs were definitely drawn in by a makeup artist?). There are some jokes interjected here and there but for the most part it was pure misery.

If the series didn’t already have a rabid fanbase I’m pretty sure this would’ve been a flop because there’s enough angstiness to fill a lifetime of Hot Topic stores from here to China.

Nov
24th
Tue
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Nov
23rd
Mon
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“Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”
-Wednesday AddamsAddams Family Values
Best monologue ever.

“Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims. And especially do not trust Sarah Miller. For all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”

-Wednesday Addams
Addams Family Values

Best monologue ever.

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Nov
22nd
Sun
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Shakira - Did it Again

bedroom acrobatics

Nov
19th
Thu
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Too fast to live, too young to die. Next model agency confirms that model Daul Kim was found dead in Paris this morning, possibly suicide. She just posted on her blog yesterday.

Too fast to live, too young to die. Next model agency confirms that model Daul Kim was found dead in Paris this morning, possibly suicide. She just posted on her blog yesterday.

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He was Mr. Everyman that night.
— Patricia Grunler, a spokeswoman for Parisian bistro Mon Vieil Ami. Choking on the irony - Mr. Everyman does not fly to Paris w/his gf to celebrate being re-elected mayor of NY for the 3rd time in a row. via NYTimes
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Current jam: Lady Gaga f/Beyonce - Telephone
(not to be confused w/Beyonce f/Lady Gaga - Videophone)

Stop telephonin’ m-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

Nov
18th
Wed
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Photo: Mei Tao
I’ve never been a huge fan of J. Crew, their size 0’s float on me, and how many waspy cashmere twinsets can one own? But I have to say their latest catalog is quite enticing and their stylists make it work (although that trimmed blazer is a rip off of Balenciaga). Perfect waspy irreverence.

Photo: Mei Tao

I’ve never been a huge fan of J. Crew, their size 0’s float on me, and how many waspy cashmere twinsets can one own? But I have to say their latest catalog is quite enticing and their stylists make it work (although that trimmed blazer is a rip off of Balenciaga). Perfect waspy irreverence.

Nov
17th
Tue
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I’m Chuck Bass.
— Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Man that never gets old.
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know who else has a cool library? Karl. of course. and it’s not in any order. can you imagine? librarians would have a fit.

know who else has a cool library? Karl. of course. and it’s not in any order. can you imagine? librarians would have a fit.

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Libraries. I love.
Once upon a time I really loved reading novels, and then I discovered the Internet and destroyed my attention span.

Libraries. I love.

Once upon a time I really loved reading novels, and then I discovered the Internet and destroyed my attention span.

Nov
15th
Sun
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Francois Nars Party Monster, via Style Beauty Blog
luvs him and his products… and i want to party on his tahitian island

Francois Nars Party Monster, via Style Beauty Blog

luvs him and his products… and i want to party on his tahitian island

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Pubblicato da nulla succede per caso

I was flipping through Paul Coelho’s Veronika Decides to Die at McNally Jackson bookshop. In it, the title character reads the words “nothing in this world happens by chance” before she downs some sleeping pills. Do you think this is true?